i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole
Play Place Adventures
Tonight when I walked into work I heard people discussing how there was shit in the play place.
One of my coworkers was like, “Hey, Fish is here,she can do it.”
M was like,”Noooo! It’s her birthday, she can’t do that!”
Well, I clocked in and went ahead and volunteered to do it. Why? Because I didn’t feel like dealing with customers quite yet.
It took about 30 minutes to clean it. Went down the slide twice with all purpose cleaner then again with sanitizer. Manager K said that whoever did it could have something as a thanks, but no ice cream since the machine is broke.
While cleaning the slide I was thinking of what I wanted. So when I was done I asked him if I could ride down the slide on a tray again.
He said yes, so I took two rides.The first time to get my supplies back down that were left on top, then again just because. I lost my hat the first ride then fell off the tray.
The second time down I wiped off the slide maybe halfway down, got back on the tray, and finished the ride. Ended up with slide burn on both my elbows,the top of my right hand, and on my middle finger on my left hand. The burn on my left elbow ended up turning into a bruise.
Was this all worth cleaning shit out of a slide you may ask.Well, the answer is yes…hell yes.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world